SNAG YOUR MERCH

T-SHIRTS ARE PRE-ORDER. PRE-ORDER IS CURRENTLY CLOSED.

Your shirt(s) are made to order just for you and will ship about 10 to 14 days AFTER the order window CLOSES. This means it will take about 3 weeks to get your items.

Stickers are limited availability. If you order just stickers, your order will ship ASAP. If you order tees with your stickers, your stickers will ship with your tees.

Orders are open for USA only due to international shipping costs of $25+ per package and increased incidence of international orders getting lost — sorry, non-USA friends!

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